(originally immiqrant / via ladyxgaga)
(originally bitofaparadox / via parade-of-the-sun)
Meeting Lady Gaga
- Gaga: Hi sweetie!
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- Police: So she just died?
- Gaga: Basically.
(originally louisfor-a-lifetime-inbed / via jezuzismyvirtue)
(originally takeuout / via we-did-it-honeybee)
Welcome to the Lady Gaga fandom
- 1. You'll be called a devil worshipper if you join.
- 2. Tour merch >>>>>> your life
- 3. Don't ask us if she has a bf. 90% of the time, we won't be entirely sure 90% of the time.
- 4. You'll grow a dick if you call yourself a little monster. If you already have one, it'll get bigger.
- 5. We worship gaga's ass.
- 6. And boobs.
- 7. We all know a few german words (at least).
- 8. We tend to not sleep for weeks waiting for stuff to be released.
- 9. Short-term goal: get in the monster pit.
- 10. We never get bored, there's always something to deal with/figure out.
- 11. The FBI wants to think like us.
- 12. Ed is like a god to us.
- 13. We won't get sick of people spamming Gaga on twitter. Our desire for her to notice us is as big as everyone else's, we understand.
- 14. We would kill for new Gagavisions.
- 15. 99% of the time we'll be able to tell you where Gaga is.
- 16. The other 1% we'll just say she's in Narnia.
- 17. Favorite thing: Gaga's hashtags.
- 18. We call her Gaga, not 'Lady Gaga'
- 19. We think about the BTWBall at least 5 times/day.
- 20. We freak out if she stops tweeting for longer than 24 hours.
- 21. Twitpics > everything
- 22. We're all secretly very fucking jealous of Tara
- 23. Lady Starlight
- 24. 176 Stanton St.
- 25. Joanne
(originally fuck-defjamrecordings / via gagafuckedmyheartup)
look at gaga trying to twerk her white ass
(originally gagasavenue / via iloveyougagaloo)
(originally ladyxgaga / via the11thwonder)
(originally just-dance-gonna-be-okay / via jaredpadaleckihasagreatass)
I am the spirit of my hair, it’s all the glory that I bear.
(originally ggaga / via gagahorrors)
